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Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!
by Systemfx May 5, 2011
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slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.
I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.
by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010
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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".
"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"
by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021
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not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.
This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.
by Woodybase June 11, 2019
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passing all the competition,man pewdiepie is next

This phrase was originally created by Jake Paul in his SONG that isn't selling like a god, church , when he clearly say that he are going to pass Felix kjjelberg A.K.A PewDiePie a YouTuber with over 50 million subscribers in such a great confidence
Passing all the competition,man PewDiePie is next,when you are so self confidence that you are blind
by urHornyWaifu July 10, 2017
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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer
avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
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