The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."
I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.
by fabralind April 15, 2022
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Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!
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Being competitive and aggressive
by saucemasterH December 23, 2017
Get the Compessive mug.A device that haunts geometry student's dreams. It is supposed to create near-perfect circles. However, it instead slips around your page until you are forced to erase a hole into your notebook. Also capable of producing stab wounds
Tara's compass wasn't sharp enough and caused her to fail the test.
Jack was afraid that his compass would kill him in his sleep.
Jack was afraid that his compass would kill him in his sleep.
by King_Curly October 13, 2020
Get the Compass mug.The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
Get the oral compass mug.Used in video games, a 'blood compass' shows which direction you've taken damage from. Some blood compasses also show how high or low the damage is coming from.
When I took damage, I could see where the enemy was, as my blood compass was pointing in their direction.
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Person 2: He’s the one that locked up my homies and is the head of the recruitment team. Gio a jit bro
Person 2: He’s the one that locked up my homies and is the head of the recruitment team. Gio a jit bro
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