cocktug

to pull vigoriously on ones cock, can also be used as an insult

Look what you did you fucking cocktug!

by K Lahey October 1, 2007

Cocktosis

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".

Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.

by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009

cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....

1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away

by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010

Cocktas

Cocktas is the verbal form of the word "Cocktai" meaning a penis that is particularly prickly.

Guy 1: We all have cocktas's.

Guy 2: O RLY?
Guy 1: YA RLY

by Creeper [MC] December 21, 2010

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

cocktasterrific

A typical cock-filled, fantastic, and terrific weekend for a sorority slut

"OMG, that was a fantastic and terrific weekend girl!"
"More like cocktasterrific for me, I could barely walk to Chemistry lab this morning."
"Awwww, invite me next time!"

by Boomkin March 5, 2014