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Cockaduschey

1. With a meaning of pure bullshit, Disgusting, ridiculous, stupid.
Ex. Bro I can't believe she just did that, she's pure cockaduschey.

Ex 2. Man that test was Cockaduschey to the extreme.

Ex 3. This whole situation is Cockaduschey
by Manwithstupidknowledge August 1, 2012
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cocktrapscikle

A cold hearted woman who takes some form of gain from either sexual acts or the promise of sexual acts, and said gain causes an unreasonable amount of loss, pain or hardship to the person(s) supplying said gain.

For the woman to be a true cocktrapscikle, she must show either indifference or actual pleasure towards the suffering of the other party, more-so or equal to the actual gain she has made.

a cocktrapscikle can also be a pole or other metal item, which, when exposed to extreme cold temperatures creates a surface that, if a penis is applied to it, may cause said penis to freeze against it, and be unable to be freed without leaving behind a portion of said phallus.
Sue is bragging to everyone how she tricked Eric into selling her his car for 500 bucks because he thought she would give him a blowjob. I would avoid that one, she's a real cocktrapscikle!

Don't pee on that stop sign, Mike did that yeasterday and when he shook it off it became a cocktrapscikle!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 2, 2013
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cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.
Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!
by Eagleeye July 19, 2016
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Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically
Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus
by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017
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Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
by Moby small June 24, 2018
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Cockapult

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.
I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.
by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018
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Cocktakls

Cocktakls is an unintentional misspelling of cocktails that cannot be attributed to the fault of autocorrect. It is simply a dumb spelling error and you have every right to mock your friends for misspelling cocktail in that particular way. 9 out of 10 people do not misspell cocktails as cocktakls. Those who do are not cool. Always get a copy of twilight for their birthdays. They'll learn spelling.
"Lets talk about cocktakls" - Anon
by SkinnedRaccoon February 11, 2019
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