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Hog In Sheep's Clothing

A fat girl that thinks she is hot.
Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.

No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.
by Woo Yeah Nester September 23, 2010
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Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains
*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014
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Closing

Bringing something to an end, typically in a letter.
The closing of the letter read "Sincerely, Maddie"
by that girl nikki January 12, 2019
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Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
by Proko August 8, 2010
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closing all the tabs

Leaving, getting out. Typically implies frustration. Related to closing all the tabs in a tabbed browser, such as Chrome or Firefox.
"I've had it today. It's 5 o'clock and I'm closing all the tabs."
by Doc Nellie February 14, 2012
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closing bell

Te bell that rings to signal that trading has ended. An actual, literal moment of reckoning, when margin calls must be paid.
When the closing bell rang, he was ruined. All of his reserves were wiped out and he owed $6 million on margin.
by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010
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DVLP Clothing

Is A company Based in Denver Colorado that makes art inspired clothes, with contemporary tailoring and a classic fit. They have a strong snow, skate, and surf team. They also promote many artists and musical groups.
Erik Ludwig rides for DVLP Clothing
Jason Smith rides for DVLP Clothing
Wyatt Glynn rides for DVLP Clothing
Robert Maestas designs for DVLP Clothing
Rustin, Mike, and Noah Run DVLP
by salesman February 1, 2008
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