Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.
Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"
*A week later*
Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
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As coined by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby. Hungry Clackers describes the way pants will ride up into your crotch while walking if you have large thighs that rub together.
'Clackers' is a pleasant reference to the external female genitalia. The 'hungry' part is referring to the way it kinda seems like the crotch is trying to stuff as much of the pants into itself as it can. This is not dissimilar to how one would shove a large amount of food into their mouth when hungry.
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