Cliterature

Literature that informs the art of cunnilingus and augments all other forms of pussy hysteria

As she howled with delight, he thought of how blessed he had become after reading all that cliterature.

by Zelcrondo May 8, 2022

cliterature

Genre of fiction dealing primarily with the romantic and social lives of high-powered career women, usually set in New York City. Originated with Candace Bushnell's novel, "Sex and the City," which was soon followed by the Shopaholic series as well as numerous other imitations. The genre is more commonly and politely referred to as chick lit.

"Ever since she got 'Shopaholic' for her birthday, my mom's been obsessed with cliterature. It's so creepy."

by Meagan L. April 19, 2006

clitoral winking

Clitoral winking is characterized by the rhythmic eversion of the labia with exposure and projection of the clitoris.

When she is ready to preach, dance, pose muscles, lecture and do faith healing, she begins to rub against anything, crawl with her belly close to the floor, roll and vocalize with a deep, throaty growl, and practice clitoral winking with unbounded enthusiasm.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] June 15, 2008

Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011

clitoral stomp

The weird fetish where women are turned on when their partner romps (stomps) on their pubic region with their heel. A variation of BDSM.

"Yo, me and my girlfriend were getting hot and heavy last night, but she totally ruined the mood when she asked for a clitoral stomp"

by Leonardo Gambino March 9, 2009

cliterati

A derogatory term for women's reading groups or for feminist authors.

Is that by Camille Paglia? Oh, you haven't joined the cliterati have you?

by londonmark September 16, 2003

Clitortoise

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell

Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !

by M I sofakingweetodded May 9, 2019