single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

Crinkle

To party hard and get drunk!

We are about to get crinkle.

by Degeneration X May 17, 2012

clingle

Much like a dingle berry except made of cloth that rubs off from your underwear. Think belly button link for the ass hole.

Man, those clingles are killing me because my girl thinks they are dingles.

by Magnafilter June 28, 2005

The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

crinkle

An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.

Damned crinkle pulled right out in front of me.

by m f December 6, 2007

Clinker

Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.

by Meddite November 9, 2012

Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 8, 2009