Susta Claus

When the Santa Claus is sus.

Person 1: Yo dude did you see the new Christmas Among Us update? They added Susta Claus.
Person 2: The what?

by SuchSama December 10, 2021

dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.

Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018

santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.

"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.

by anon. April 3, 2005

yenta claus

An older and very small jewish lady. I heard she looks like Dr Ruth. Maybe it is Dr Ruth dressed in a blue elf outfit? Any way, I heard sneeks around giving toys to the kids Santa forgets or isn't allowed to give toys to because someone, who never ask us kids first if that was OK or not, won't let him come to our houses because we are jewish. Is that true? Is there a Yenta Claus?

"Here comes Yenta Claus, here comes Yenta Claus driving down Yenta Claus Lane..........."

"Oy, what Joy! Yenta Claus is coming to town!"

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Yenta Claus"

by MerryLou_97 September 15, 2006

claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus, coined in Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"

by ella1383xra December 30, 2014

clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

by Anky33 February 16, 2013