clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

cracksmith

Someone so crazy, they're crazier than a "crackhead."

I can't believe he cut you off. What a cracksmith.

by Ryst August 5, 2008

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Clackmannan

A shite hole full of drug addicts and alcoholics it’s a great place to get mugged then murdered in a church and an amazing place to kill yourself and don’t worry if your looking for a fix there’s plenty o dealers and 2 bars right next to the Co-op

“Dae ya ken where a can get sum o the gid shit?”. “Aye cunt there’s a great place called Clackmannan they’ll hae what yer lookin fur”

by JJ Ferguson November 21, 2018

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

crackslurpee

an amazing instagram page that posts memes

“what’s your favorite meme page?”
“omg i loveee crackslurpee she’s definitely my favorite”

by judi <3 June 25, 2021