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chotor asti

Boy 1: Hey man, chotor asti?
Boy 2: Not bad and yourself?
Boy 1: Good, Good!
by afghanbacha November 11, 2011
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no homo chromosomo

When you are not affected by heterochromosomia and you're part of the Twitter community.
Guy1: Hey, wanna have sex?
Guy2: nah man, no homo chromosomo
by RoanS77 March 19, 2021
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chronocide

chronocide n (Gr. khronos, time + Lat. cidum, from caedere, to slay; cf. genocide, homicide, parricide) - the murder of time, the violent interruption of historical succession and continuity.
Any revolution is a form of chronocide: the past and present are sacrificed to the future. Any counterrevolution is also a chronocide: the present and the future are sacrificed to the past.

Communism is a chronocide: it destroys the tradition in its leap to the ungrounded future.

Fascism is a chronocide: it brings the society under the spell of the archaic past.
by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.
I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Choto

1.) A person of Japanese decent. Derived from the term "Choto mate kudasai" which means "Please wait a second" in Japanese.

2.) A person of asian decent, not of Japanese, but acts in a crazy manor like a Japanese person.
1.)
Look at all those chotos!
She's just a little choto

2.)
That person is taking so many pictures, must be a choto.
Look at that guy in the dinosaur costume! He's such a choto!
by DubDees April 19, 2009
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chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
by g-diggity June 12, 2006
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