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1.) A person of Japanese decent. Derived from the term "Choto mate kudasai" which means "Please wait a second" in Japanese.

2.) A person of asian decent, not of Japanese, but acts in a crazy manor like a Japanese person.
1.)
Look at all those chotos!
She's just a little choto

2.)
That person is taking so many pictures, must be a choto.
Look at that guy in the dinosaur costume! He's such a choto!

Choto by DubDees April 19, 2009
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a homesexual in a very ofensive way
that guy who drees like a gilr but has a dick and is ugly

un homosexual en una manera ofensiva
ese hombre que se viste como mujer, tiene pene y es feo
dont be choto lets get some zuripantas
take a look to that "girl" is a choto

no seas choto vamos por unaszuripantas
mira a esa "mujer" debe ser un choto
choto by C&V April 12, 2008
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When an asian who has a chode, takes a photo of it and posts it on facebook for the world to see!
Person 1: Dude did you see Liu Wang's facebook??
Person 2: Yea dude! His fucking choto is like smaller than Mickey Rooney's!!
Person 1: I no longer have an appetite. (flips off).
Person 2: Go fuck yourself Brad!
Person 1: I already did you fucking chode!

choto azad 

Bangla euphemism for small penis. Popularized by the YouTuber Salman the Brownfish's song Bad Ass.
Amar choto azad snap korbo.
choto azad by datwaze March 31, 2017

Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"
I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.
Michigan Choco Taco by LK411 February 27, 2021

Choco Chompers 

Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)
Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.

Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.
Choco Chompers by jjc452 December 20, 2010

YEET CHOCO BALL 

WHEN YA DO DA POOH IN DAH PANTH, IT JUSTA YEET OUTA YOU ASS
Tyler- hey Tanner Come look at this i just made yeet choco ball i mah panth. Tanner- Rad dude lemme Taste DAT
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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