Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!

Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!

by big shlong shit December 4, 2010

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

Chipple

A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.

Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.

by Henry Chipplelover October 30, 2006

chimpering

Raucous, nearly unintelligible conversation, esp. amongst a large group of young black people.

Those niggers wouldn't stop chimpering through the whole damn movie.

by Capt. Cockface January 14, 2008

chimbles

a huge cloud of gas

look at the size of that chimbles

by Dan Masters July 29, 2003