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creepin' the book

a. using facebook as a method to find out information on a certain person.

b. stalking a person via facebook
so i was creepin' the book to find out if kyle would like to go to prom with me...

facebook stalker creeping
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Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
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creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.
by Imagineer G June 18, 2013
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Cheekin’

The act of forcing back alcohol using the facial cheek muscles, with the end goal of getting trashed as quickly as possible. Can also be used as a descrete way to ask others if they want to participate.
Come on over man, bring the IPA’s, I’ve been cheekin’ since 5:00!”
“So are we still cheekin’ later? Don’t let First Sergeant find out.”
by VitalMarksman August 20, 2021
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Subconscious Creeping

When someone creeps and they don't even know it
Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.
by ohmygahd May 24, 2011
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candy creepin

Looking for eye candy; searching for good looking women or men.
You can catch me candy creepin every Friday night.
by porschebeanna November 18, 2015
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