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Disney Channel

The crappiest channel out there. Was supposed to be about classic Disney cartoons but instead started making all these crappy shows about teenagers with some retarded plot and slapping the Disney label on them so parents will let their kids watch.

And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids.

Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.
"On an all-new Hannah Montana, Miley's dad gives her a brand-new credit card! But OF COURSE she goes overboard shopping! What's a tween to do?!"

"Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!"

"Disney Channel Writer #1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows!!"

Disney Channel Writer #2: "I KNOW! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT!!!!!!!"

Disney Channel Writer #1: "OH MY GOD! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl! I'm so proud of you for remembering! This is such a great idea!"
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Channelle

Channelle's are often taken as conceited but are actually nice and are usually the baddest in school. Channelles are always classy and keep it real. All the females are jealous because Channelle is everything their not.
Guy: yooo look at Channelle

Girl: ugh what's so special about her
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yo... that Channell dont take no crap from anyone.
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Chavney

Amalgamation of Chav and Cockney.
Cockneys are from within the sound of Bow Bells, chav being a word for working class person with questionable taste in jewellery and designer-wear.
That Lee Bowyer is such a Chavney.
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troll channel

A troll channel is a channel on youtube or like websites that belongs to an internet "troll" (someone who purposely posts offensive comments for the sole purpose of their own amusement)

These are examples of some things a troll might say:

*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"

*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."

*"She's a prostitute whore."

(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)

A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.

A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
His troll channel was deleted, because it was deemed overly offensive by site administrators.
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The Channy way

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Perry: "Hey gabe, how did you get to school today?"

Gabe: "I took the Channy way"
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WEWS News Channel 5

ABC station out of cleveland hated by Lost fans for ruining the lost finale.
Man you are about as bad as WEWS News Channel 5!
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