cagoon

A cagoon is when you’re girlfriend wraps the entire duvet around herself whilst sleeping like a cacoon but leaving an air hole to breath. You, her other half, near freeze to death

You made a cagoon again last night, that’s the third time in a week...

by Twibs January 12, 2019

carpoon

A portmanteau of "Cartoon" and "Poon" (or poontang)

Used to refer to the genitalia of a female cartoon character

Man, I'd love some of her carpoon

by Afro-duck February 18, 2007

Caproni

Dirty pervert. Who cracks jokes and drinks like a superhero.see: nice hang.

Oh is that dirty Caproni hitting on you again?

by evamatyla March 5, 2011

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007

Silly Canoon

Noun; A fallacious Woman of which one wishes to make love via the eye socket. This entails sexual intercourse with essential facial cavities other than the mouth.

Damn, your Mom is a silly canoon!

by John Asly January 2, 2005

F. Capone

Untalented Losers

I wonder if anyone notices I have an F. Caponer

by Ryan Borden March 10, 2004