urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3

Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.

by Houndsman May 13, 2005

carousin

1. (v. intr.)To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
2. (v. intr.)To drink excessively.
3. (n.) The coolest motherfucker on the planet.

I'm going carousin tonight so if you need me tomorrow I'd suggest looking in the bushes.

by carousin October 23, 2003

Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

by BertJimmy May 12, 2011

carousel congregation

In an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.

Grandma, is that our bag?
I dunno. This man is in my way, and I can't see, what color is it?
Umm, I think it's black.
No, thats not our bag. That's the porter, dear!

Me: Great, just what I need after a six hour flight with these retards, a fucking carousel congregation!!

by Lorenzo Latrino October 2, 2010

CamBush

the extortion (errr, gift) of money illegally secured by a student-athlete (typically received via third party, ie. parents), thus resulting in penalties and sanctions for team and school

Recruiting will be nearly impossible after the cambush.

by jvcwut November 21, 2010

Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.

by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012

campus cummies

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush

“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”

“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”

by deanBrock September 8, 2022