CamBush

the extortion (errr, gift) of money illegally secured by a student-athlete (typically received via third party, ie. parents), thus resulting in penalties and sanctions for team and school

Recruiting will be nearly impossible after the cambush.

by jvcwut November 21, 2010

cambush

Portmanteau of "camera" and "ambush". To surprise someone by taking a picture of them. They generally notice right as the photo is being taken, and the resulting image is often lulzy.

"Wow, you look like a deer in headlights in this pic."

"Yeah, I know...Jason cambushed me."

by The Nixinator April 3, 2009

clambush

1. to discover, unexpectedly a hairy vagina (while performing oral sex)

2. to be ambushed by excessive pubic hair, when removing a female's panties

I got clambushed going down on the chick I picked up at the bar last night.

by PMS_ September 29, 2008

Cambuslang

One of the scummiest locations on earth, Cambuslang proudly represents all that is wrong with Glasgow. Featuring neds, a trillion orange females and numerous halfies, this shit-hive should be nuked and erased from history as soon as possible.

Cambuslang is the hometown of Tiders the halfie. No surprise there.

by Tiders-the-halfie September 20, 2009

Cabush

An abnormally large wenis; usually found on a pigeon or little brothers.

Wow! You have a large Cabush...

by Dr. Cabushwits April 29, 2011

Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon

Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.

Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.

by Al-Kai'eran October 4, 2009

Cambuslang Curryblood

An asian from Cambuslang. Also includes halfies, no matter how much they pretend to be white. This derives from the well known fact that if you cut one of them, they bleed curry powder.

Tiders is a definite Cambuslang Curryblood, don't pay attention to the checked "White" box on that application form.

by Tiders! October 4, 2009