Cambuslang 

One of the scummiest locations on earth, Cambuslang proudly represents all that is wrong with Glasgow. Featuring neds, a trillion orange females and numerous halfies, this shit-hive should be nuked and erased from history as soon as possible.

Cambuslang is the hometown of Tiders the halfie. No surprise there.

Cambuslang by Tiders-the-halfie September 20, 2009

Cambuslang 

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

Cambuslang by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon 

Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.

Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.

Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon by Al-Kai'eran October 4, 2009

Cambuslang Curryblood 

An asian from Cambuslang. Also includes halfies, no matter how much they pretend to be white. This derives from the well known fact that if you cut one of them, they bleed curry powder.

Tiders is a definite Cambuslang Curryblood, don't pay attention to the checked "White" box on that application form.

Cambuslang Curryblood by Tiders! October 4, 2009

camouflange

pubic hair

She wasn't a 'nohair nowhere' babe,but had far too much camouflange in her panties.

camouflange by SilvermaN October 20, 2008

camouflange

pubic hair covering her oyster......

Finally when I got down to it,she had so much camouflange, I could only think of shaving her clean at that time.............

camouflange by SilvermaN October 29, 2008

camouflanguage 

Language whose meaning is obscured by use or overuse of vague phrasing, complicated sentence structures, and jargon. Used mainly by politicians to squiggle out of a tough situation. A portmanteau of camouflage and language.

But that's camouflanguage you're using. What does that all mean?! What are you trying to say?!

camouflanguage by cutesy pastel living doll August 19, 2017