Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020