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just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo
real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy
by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie
by shit out my ass February 14, 2008
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jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005
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Dress me up and call me Sally

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
by JanJ September 30, 2008
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Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.
Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.
by Rihanyce May 23, 2010
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