Chalbert

1) A nickname given to one who is exceptionally awesome at all things.

2) One who has a million stories about everything.
3) One who is not shy about bodily noises.
4) Someone with extreme game.

Remember that guy in class today with the hilarious story? That guy was a real Chalbert.

by kittykittykittycat February 14, 2010

Colbert Snack

A snack named after Stephen Colbert. It consists of a small amount of whipped cream pressed lightly between two original flavor Pringles.

"Dude, did you see the Colbert Report yesterday?"

"Oh yeah. I've never seen anyone mix whipped cream and Pringles before."

"It looks delicious. I'm gonna make myself a Colbert Snack right now."

by The Anonymous ArAB March 30, 2010

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog

Bill calvert has twatted his dog again

by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.

I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!

by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018

Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010