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Happy-go-lucky, optimistic, emotionally strong. No matter how difficult or dire the circumstances, Caeden can look on the bright side and stay positive.
"Wow, what you are going through is really tough, how are you coping?"
"I am just trying to be Caeden about it, things won't be bad for long, and then I'll be in a better position than I was before"
Caeden by C1nnamon February 4, 2010
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It was snowing today so I left the Gixxer in the garage and drove my cage to work.
cage by eric January 11, 2005

Nicholas Cage 

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.
I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.
Nicholas Cage by Brotogé September 15, 2016

cage gap 

Unlike the mythical "wage gap," the cage gap refers to the fact that males are sentenced to roughly 60% longer sentences than females for the same crimes. All things being equal, males receive more harsh penalties for crimes than females. Cage Gap is the term used to reference the gender inequalities that exist in the US criminal justice system.

see: University of Michigan Law and Economics Research Paper, No. 12-018
Man 1: I robbed the 7-11 and got ten years.
Man 2: That sucks. I know a woman that robbed that same 7-11 and has the exact same criminal history you do but she got four years.
Man 1: Dat cage gap doe.
cage gap by jimmy vee July 14, 2018

Nicolas Cage 

1) An actor famous for movies that are either God-awful (Ghost Rider) or inexplicably awesome (Raising Arizona). He tends to overact a lot.

2) One of the internet's greatest mysteries.
Nicolas Cage is the butt of many internet jokes. There are countless memes involving the actor.
Nicolas Cage by heyitscarly28 March 8, 2014
A vagina you can't get out of. Ever.
Hannah's vagina wasn't just a vagina, it was a cageina. Once you penetrate, there's no going back.

"....so I climbed in there and I just could get out! I was trapped in her cageina!"
Cageina by MuchLikeHavingASit April 24, 2010

caGenious 

Someone who is uber smart. Smarter than a Genious
Susan Thayer is a cagenious.
caGenious by AnnoyedGymUser June 13, 2011