cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

cuntox

noun: worse than a cunt

he's a cuntox that dude

by andy mae January 15, 2004

cuntoid

A word describing a cheap, white-trash, nasty bitch who looks like her cunt stinks like hemorrhoids and has oozing puss dripping out.

Look at that stupid cuntoid, she should take her skanky ass back to the trailer park.

by Manuel Snodgrass April 7, 2004

Cuntodactyl

There are no literary restrictions on the usage of cuntodactyl.
1. Inflamed cunt whom does nothing but shriek and bitch about everything, everyone, and their mother. The cuntodactyl species have a wide variety of shapes, sizes, attitudes, rides, and heels. They cause pandemonium everywhere they go. They tend to be quite the succubus when it comes to anyone who has something the cuntodactyl feels it needs.

1. “I caught my husband with the other woman in the parking lot at the Home Sweet Home motel. Tried to get that triflin’ cuntodactyl to climb down out of her Tahoe so I could kick her azz, but she was skeered. I punched that Kanye azzhole in the jaw instead.”

2. "Kanye West is a trifling cuntodactyl."

by TriflinHussy007 November 18, 2009

Capto

Being a (Capt)ain (O)bvious.

Bob- The sky is blue
John- Thanks Capto, I had no idea!

by StatusDC March 19, 2015

taking the milk out the cupboard

To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.

Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.

And got a sticky hand.

by hol&jess<3hope September 21, 2011

cuntour

(noun)
1. Derived from the words "cunt" and "whore," it is used to express that much more disgust with a female than it's roots.

2. A female of ill repute to say the least; worse than a prostitute because she does it for free - hence she has nothing to show for it aside from the nut on her face.

Dude, the whole crew has boned her, she's a filthy cuntour!

Kiss you? Kiss a skeezy cuntour like you? You gotta be fucking kidding me!

by The Bald Head Assassin August 5, 2006