Yes Car Credit

Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate.

"I just got out of jail for fraud and owe £250K. Can I have get a Ferrari?"

"Yes you can."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008

redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006

credit card

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

by Brooke February 19, 2005

credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

by somemoron August 5, 2007

Crepic

The combination of the words "crazy" and "epic". Used to describe situations, people, or events that are too good to be just epic.

"Tonight was so crepic!"

by Philip and Hunter January 19, 2009

full credit

A way of getting around saying you got 100 on a test when a classmate asks what you got so you don't sound like you're bragging.

BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: YEAH! I GOT 100!!!... What did you get?
Phil: Fuck you, lucky bastard... I failed that shit, man...

NOT BRAGGING
Phil: What did you get on that pre-calc test?
Bob: Oh... actually, I got full credit.
Phil: Oh...

by FecalMatterTruffles November 12, 2010