in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

Sex Crawl

similar to a pub crawl, but instead of having a drink in every pub, you have sex with a girl or guy

Tom: Oh my god i have a huge cock burn
Andy: Why?
Tom: I went on a sex crawl last night
Andy: Nice

by Donkey Child April 25, 2009

Speed Crawl

Crawling At A Fast Pace

“Kyle Speed Crawls Out Of The Bathroom”

by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Lobster Crawl

A Pick-up truck modification popular in the 70s and 80s in which the front of the truck was raised to monster truck lengths with the purpose of driving it off-road. Unfortunately, the Hoovers driving it end up not seeing anything on the road, leading the people getting ran over.

Jimmy has to watch out for psychos who drive a lobster crawl if he wants to play on the road

by HTgqe April 15, 2022

crawl-in clinic

With hospitals, emergency rooms and ambulances over-taxed with COVID-19 patients, the strip-mall medical facility where you seek care for almost anything.

Having every symptom of massive heart failure, he managed to drive to the crawl-in clinic, a place he'd normally go for a cut finger. In the pandemic, it was his only option.

by Monkey's Dad April 26, 2020

man crawl

What the hoes do on the weekends.

Becky lets go on a man crawl this weekend.

by That_One_Guy_100 July 9, 2017