COVID Babies 

Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child

tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."

COVID Babies by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020

Covid-19 

A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.

Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.

Covid-19 by Fasters June 24, 2020

Covid-69 

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.

We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!

Covid-69 by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

Covid Mary 

1. A coronavirus spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary.

2. An asymptomatic carrier of the Covid-19 virus, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Covid Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.

Covid Mary has been out whoring around since the pandemic started and now all her boyfriends are infected too.

Covid Mary by MickeyLACA May 13, 2020

COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.

I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!

COVID musicians by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

COVID Par-Tay 

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

COVID Par-Tay by YAWA July 2, 2020

Covid party 

A Covid party is a gathering held by somebody diagnosed with coronavirus to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected.

A 30-year-old patient died after attending a Covid party, believing the virus to be a hoax, a Texas medical official has said.

Covid party by Soo Sanft July 13, 2020