coast guard

That hard nucleus of seagoing professionals around which the Navy forms in times of war.

Good evening, Mrs. Navy Wife. I'm in the Coast Guard & I'll be your date tonight.

by Objee September 16, 2003

Sunshine Coast

A slightly classier, less plastic and less touristy version of the Gold Coast.

"I prefer the sunshine coast because the Victorians don't come this far.

by Big Fella June 1, 2005

Coast Guard Academy

1) According to most Americans, it does not exist. Sort of like Area 51.
2) Founded in 1876, it actually resides in New London, Connecticut (which means most Americans might as well be right). The Academy is a four-year military-college-ish environment that ostensibly educates and trains young Coast Guard officers.
2) Academy graduates are lovingly referred to by OCS graduates as "Academy Pukes."

1)
USCGA Cadet: I go to the Coast Guard Academy
American Citizen: What's the Coast Guard Academy? Are you in the Navy/Air Force?
2)
USCGA Cadet: The mission of the United States Coast Guard Academy is to graduate young men and women with sound bodies, stout hearts, and alert minds...
3)
OCSGRAD1: Hey, man did you get your billet on the Diligence?
OCSGRAD2: NO! Some Academy Puke got it first.

by YBB April 23, 2006

Coast Guard

The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.

NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."

by uscggm07 January 1, 2009

Emo Coaster

1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly.

2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it.

Sal: Shawn was really depressed in Algebra today but by English comp he was happy again. Then by History he'd quit the football team, dyed his hair black, and had it cut so his bangs are covering his whole face.

Mike: Must be on an emo coaster.

Sal: Is he wearing girl pants?! Look at him flip those giant bangs. It's so.... so angsty.

Mike: No! Don't get drawn onto the emo coaster! Resist. RESIST!

by NemoEmo August 15, 2007

coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person

by Me October 28, 2002

coast guard

Those who police the police.

Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police?

Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard.

by propensity May 25, 2004