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closet boy

An actual brand of hangers sold at a 99 cent store.
Unless you want your son to live in the village and skip to work, avoid these damn things like the plague.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Closet Drama Kid

A person who sits at home listening to sound tracks from musicals and attends every school play. Tries to hang around with the real drama kids, in the drama rooms at school, or Starbucks (see drama kid). Wants to be in school plays, but is scared of being embarassed.
by Christoph Von Grinheim April 6, 2008
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Closet Cobbing

The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.
"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"
by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009
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Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet
You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
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closet artist

Anyone who is involved in any of the arts (e.g. music, writing, drawing, photography, etc.) but will not admit it. Either that, or he/she literally hides it somewhere and only shows certain people.
Dude #1:"She spends all her time in that darkroom, but no one ever sees her photography."
Dude #2:"I think she's simply a closet artist."
by Closet Artist August 21, 2011
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closet-emo

One that secretly is "emo" but does not dress it or have an emo cut. Usually remains limited to emo music, in private only.
Brandon is such a closet-emo, he listens to Underoath, Fall Out Boy, Senses Fail, and Saosin, but he still dresses like a wigga/downe boy.
by Brandon Fitz May 27, 2005
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