closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

by Lawles April 22, 2017

Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.

Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.

by KEJIAN March 4, 2009

goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".

Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.

by Cynedia August 8, 2016

clopsexual

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

by lwils April 8, 2016

close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007