Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.

Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.

by behemoth887 July 8, 2009

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Sack Clapping

When a man is fucking another man and they are going so hard their ballsacks are clapping together. Only straight on Tuesdays and if you have socks on.

Guy1: my balls hurt so much!
Guy2: why?
Guy1: I was sack clapping last night with my homie

Guy2: that’s gay
Guy1: I had socks on so it cancels out

by Clapper tapper rapper February 28, 2019

thigh clapping

The act of clapping/slapping your thighs into each other to make a clapping sound.

Thigh clapping really turns me on Bob!

by cherokeea November 25, 2013

one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007