illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 02, 2022
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Claiming video

The act of filming the very first time you cum in a sub. Note: its still hot but not technically a claiming video if its not the first load you've given him raw.
I made a claiming video with my sub mick, he's been addicted since.
by TheClosetSub December 13, 2021
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The Claim

I have to at least have to hear the claim!
Hym "That's not all you do though is it? Take Andy and Tristan for example. It's always 'Oh he's a toxicity guys! He's getting accused of human trafficking' but it's never 'he's pretending to be the urban dictionary guy! He's doing the better than Joe Rogan strategum!' And then they never get charged with anything until AFTER I SAY SOMETHING. Where were you!? Just vague ad homs. Destiny? Well? You aren't calling that out! He's doing the exact same thing as Andy! And now there's a sex scandal! And then you're as vague as possible. He's a 'sex pest.' How about 'he's pretending to be Hym and doing the thing he same not to do?' Where's that coming from any of you? I don't even get to hear the claim that's being made but you need video footage and forensic evidence for EVERYTHING EXCEPT the E. Jean Carrol case."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2025
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Baseless Claim

A baseless claim is a claim that has no base, and is typically a common counter-argument in online debates.
A baseless claim is Andrew Tate saying that women are statistically more susceptible to falling for men with a small dick instead of men with a large one
by Indy Tallen December 24, 2022
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Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.
Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977
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claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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claim punk

to claim punk is to claim to be a part of the punk lifestyle because of x, y, x reasons

x, y, and z tend to be justifications based on style or external perception of their person, rather than their upholding the values of a punk lifestyle in action and solidarity (the values of punk being free-speech, self-expression, rebellion against oppressive and exclusive social systems)
"So you saw him purposefully ignore an act of injustice being committed against someone of a systemically oppressed identity?"

"Yeah, but then he showed me his r/joydivison posts, so he can claim punk."

"Didn't he argue in favor of hate speech based on the free market of ideas theory? He told me he thought every idea needed to be discussed and given space for discussion."
"Well, he's wrong about that. But, when he isn't arguing for arguments' sake, he plays in a sick band."
"Oh right, that pit was insane. He claims punk for sure."
by cap hill cutie May 03, 2018
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