blunken

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

by phil February 9, 2005

Bunked

When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.

Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.

by EdibleCakez June 2, 2014

Nut bunker

A cup (athletic) to protect a man's privates from unnecessary trauma.

-Holy Shit Mike, watch your low kicks. Thank god I was wearing my nut bunker.

-These nut bunkers don't protect shit, I had a bruise on my dick the other day.

-Dude, why are you wearing my sweaty nut bunker as a face mask?!?

by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 13, 2006

Bunked

"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants

''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''

by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 18, 2008

Bunking

The little brother of docking, bunking is when two or more people pull their butt cheeks apart and rub butt holes together.

Man, that was some epic bunking last night.

by HkyDan7 April 20, 2011

Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

Bunker Buster

Bunker Buster is where you do a girl doggy style, and then just before you cum you pull out, and force your penis into her ass and unload.

(In order for this to count, the female must be unknowingly a participant and against anal sex.)

Cornelius Wiggins used a bunker buster on his ex cause he hated that bitch.

by MongooseTsunami December 22, 2008