Bulgaria

1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete communist apartments, stray dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)

“So, you spent over a year in Bulgaria? How was it?”
“They got the same shit over there that we got over here. Only there it’s usually a lot worse.”

by PointBlankNoJoke March 3, 2009

bulgaria

the best fucking country in da world hottest guys/chicks best alcohol(rakija)best yoghurt, best cheese. Yeb si majkati ako mislish obratno

Bulgaria is DA SHIT totaly

by Matzka January 2, 2006

Bulgarious

Very friendly, sociable, outgoing, extroverted.

Wow she makes friends so easily she’s bulgarious

by Awmancan July 31, 2018

bulgarian gasmask

A good way to get pinkeye.

Ashley got pinkeye from Joe's stinkeye. He gave her a bulgarian gasmask.

by Dangerville February 17, 2010

Bulgarian Maneuver

intransitive verb

1. An auto racing term: When a driver purposefully goes off corse in an effort to violently fling debris at approaching competitors.

2. Underhanded driving technique.

He pulled a Bulgarian Maneuver in turn three.

by Immigration January 12, 2008

Bulgaria

Bulgaria is a country located in Eastern Europe, popular for its strong alcoholic beverages, beautiful women, great food, and, sadly, the mangali and the chalga. But, if you can live with those two, Bulgaria's a nice place to have your vacation.

Come and see for yourself...

by Dreben_2097 September 16, 2005

blmatsu

The idea or act of shipping two Asian, muppet looking sextuplets together romantically. Has to do with the quirky, single, hopeless star sextuplets of beloved anime Mr. Osomatsu. It’s also hell on earth and hated by those who have the tiniest bit of logic left in their brain. Tears apart the common sense and innocence of all who come across it, leaving them to suffer with the thought of two improper NEETS, who, yes, are related by blood, making love in their mind for the rest of their... pathetic... little... lives.

I fucking hate my life.

Blmatsu is absolute cancer that has infested my brain, may it now and forever impregnate my thoughts with a million spider babies and grown men in schoolgirl outfits and thongs. Kill me lmao-

by cici.trashcan June 16, 2018