Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 23, 2011

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

biffers ridge

that bit between your fanny and your anus, also known as a gooch

i licked her biffers ridge until she gushed all over my face

by naughty-ness September 28, 2009

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011