Botox

When someone gets sick of seeing their own disgusting, frog like, leather textured face and wants to see Audrey Hepburns instead. So they get loads of needles and stick them in their forehead, cheeks, chin, uppermouth area and other places. However, they did not know what to put in a Botox Syringe so they put cooking oil in it and ended up looking like Pete Burns/The Grinch/Shrek/Wayne Rooney.

Middle-Aged Woman1: Awh, i seriously have no idea what to go as for this Halloween Party.

Middle-Aged Woman2: OMG! You can go as Shrek :)

Middle-Aged Woman1: Oh Yeah! Good idea, Susan!

Middle-Aged Woman2: I'll get the Botox ready :D

by gee;x. November 13, 2011

Botach

An internet-based "company" selling police and military equipment. They are known for their horrible customer service, ripping off customers, and general dishonesty. They operate two sites - botachtactical.com and botachdefense.com

Man, I wish I had researched Botach before ordering from them. If I had only known they were thieves, I would have stayed away!

by OnePissedOffCop March 5, 2010

botard

A large black trashbag full of piping hot semen which is typically used in practical jokes. Occassionally, to their horror, a person might wake up inside of one.

"WTF, I'M IN A BOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

by Buster T. Foodcube September 13, 2005

Bota

Bota is a cute Russian girl who lights up a room when she walks in and likes long walks on the beach, basic I know. She will make your day but not by looking at you because eye contact is a no no for her. She loves mochi, ice cream or regular, it's all good. If you get the chance to meet a beautiful Bota, treasure her forever.

Person 1: Bota is a great hugger, such warm hugs.
Person 2: She's a cute thotie though.

by pancakeyeet November 20, 2019

Borax

The opposite of the Lorax.

"I am the borax! I speak for the chemical companies! And the chemical companies say they can poison whomever they want."

by JessacornApple250 May 20, 2018

botard

an academically-challenged individual of sub-marginal intelligence; a retarded person; a retard

John slammed his pecker in the door...what a fuckin' botard, man!

by weave March 27, 2003

botard

combination of modern online gameplaying insults - retard and bot ... retard meaning that the subject is one step up from moron, bot meaning the the subject is badly programmed, full of bugs, has artificial unintelligence of a calculator.the use is also practical way to avoid swear word filters on game servers as it is still very new.

you f***ing botard why did you ...

by madiggy May 31, 2009