boner nazi

The person you think of to get rid of a boner.

"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"

by sexy LLamacorn May 27, 2015

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

No Purpose Boner (NPB)

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.

"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin

by RashadMcCants January 12, 2006

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008

Fear Boner

When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.

I hope Professor Tony Yueng didn't see my fear boner in class today.

by Tod Jenkins September 15, 2010

bonered up

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

by Mike O December 7, 2005

boner

A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner

by Sloshii October 14, 2017