The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
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Get the bobott mug.A word you call someone just to make them say, "wha?" in their mind. Usually replaces other derogatory terms. Usually acompanied by the word "bloody."
Example 1.)
Person1: Yo dude, what is a babbot?
Person2: Oh, the definition of babbot is you.
Example 2.)
"You bloody babbot!"
Person1: Yo dude, what is a babbot?
Person2: Oh, the definition of babbot is you.
Example 2.)
"You bloody babbot!"
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A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.
Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.
Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.
Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.
Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
Aw man, I just bobbitted the spliff I was rolling.
Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.
Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.
by Shaper. May 30, 2006
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VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
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