blunder

to over blunder, as in cooking.

to blend your ingredients to such a state as to be unusable.

or to disrupt the ingredients in another way also to render them unusable

"The pulse setting can be used to avoid over blundering the ingredients...".

"It's such a disappointment when one over blunders one's shortcrust and it shrinks in the oven . . ."

by ford dagenham December 29, 2012

Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Mendo Blendo

A variety of 3 different kinds of outdoor grown marijuana from Mendecino county. Usually the leftover scraps from 3 different strains thrown together to get more money for them all together.

That Berkenstock storm trooper just sold me a pound of Mendo Blendo for 2000 dollars

by KeepWalking January 26, 2009

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

Chicago Blunderbuss

A rapid shooting of semen and other juices at another while in a farmer outfit.

I totaly did a Chicago Blunderbuss on Kathryn at the party last night.

by beastiality69 May 29, 2012

Blunderbus

A life-altering, extremely messed up mistake, usually referred to in jest, but in actuality, quite serious.

Man, getting totally fucked up last night, jumping off a bridge, breaking every bone in my body and ensuring myself a life of paralysis was a mightily defunct blunderbus.

by Vocalsmoothie August 16, 2011

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010