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Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.
Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!
by ImPandastick May 31, 2021
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Birthdaycan

A birthdaycan is a member of the birthday party, of which incumbent birthday party nominee Ye West presides. Or a voter who registers as a birthday party vote. Other candidates who represent the party include but are not limited to: Michelle Tidball.
60000 birthdaycans actually voted for Kanye in 2020.
by Cerebrex July 23, 2023
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Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
by cosmobabe March 29, 2020
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happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020
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Happy Birthday Boobies

A phrase exclaimed when seeing a really nice rack. Quite the set of zoinkers. Very major melons. Some fat gahoogas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Abigal Shapiro's milkers?
Person 2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIES!!!
by shmunky July 14, 2023
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PewDiePie's Birthday

On October 24th, 1989 a Swedish man was born. And that is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.
"What day is it today?"
"It's PewDiePie's birthday!"
by IsaiasDoesDefinitions October 24, 2019
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Fatou's birthday

Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,

MiA
whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !
by That_One_Girl_Mia_ January 29, 2020
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