bible discussion/study meeting 

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

bible discussion/study meeting by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

bible thumping 

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

bible thumping by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008

Bible Shag 

Shagging with loud Biblical terms

Dan Dan (during Bible Shag): OH GOD! JESUS! HOLY FREAKING VIRGIN MOTHER OF CHRIST!

Bible Shag by Rediculously January 18, 2009

Bible It

Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.

Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.

Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.

Olivia: I BIBLE IT.

Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.

Bible It by peaceovppeace November 9, 2010

bible bigot 

someone whose religious beliefs hinders racial equality, social norms and sexual preferences. Blinded by the bible as to not accept people for who they are because they don't live their lives according to the archaic values of the church.

Those damn bible bigots were out protesting against gay marriage at city hall.

bible bigot by AEJ January 19, 2006

bible-thumper 

(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)

A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.

DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.

bible-thumper by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006

Bible boner 

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

Bible boner by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018