attention beard

Facial hair grown by young men (especially hipsters) in an attempt to garner attention.

Man 1: "Did you see that Atticus is sporting a beard these days?"

Man 2: "Is it a legitimate beard or one of those attention beards?"

by DakotaFred June 26, 2014

bear bear

(1)A cutie bear who's snaggable, huggable and kissable
(2) A bear who will not hesitate to kick you in the face

Damn, bear bear kicked me in the face!

by mimibum November 13, 2005

Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

by umar_i February 25, 2010

Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020

Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

Raspberry plastic tickle bear

"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)

Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-

by smartguy2222222 December 29, 2010

V-Bear

A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.

Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!

by crosk December 5, 2011