Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.

Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.

Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”

by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022

Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.

Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.

by Emjoallen January 10, 2022

Send the Pain Below

I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
Where I need it

You used to beg me
To take
Care of things
And smile at the thoughts
Of me failing

But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)

You used to run me away
All while laughing
Then cry about that fact
'Til my returns

But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating

I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Anymore
Drop down
'Cause I'm in
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Drop down

I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (I liked)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (having hurt)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below

by Death Menace September 23, 2023

Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.

"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"

by Good Food November 26, 2020

howl from below

When your best friend takes a massive hit from the gravity bong and blows smoke up your asshole.

Dude, last night was so epic, Grant gave me the biggest howl from below.

by The Septic Sex Worker May 24, 2024

below tongue

Your lady flaps

My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx

by MH-mama May 31, 2018

below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019