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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans
by xx_blazeit_xx May 26, 2018
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boris's bellend for me

"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
The Europeans were flummoxed at the brexiteers chant " Boris's bellend for me"
by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021
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bare bellend

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
by anonymous March 20, 2022
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm
What a bellend re alex
by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021
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