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Begone Thot

(Variant of "Thot Begone!")

Invocation used to dispell a thot from the caster's plane of mortal experience. Similar to the Fifth Level spell 'Dispell Evil' or the Clerical 'Turn Undead' ability.

Male casters with a CHA(D) score of 16 or higher have an increased chance of successfully dispelling a Thot. This is a risky spell for males with a CHA(D) score of 12 or lower to cast as their "incel" status carries a significant risk of a failed intimidation check and suffering debilitating effects like becoming enraged, standing confused, fleeing in terror, or going beserk.

High Level Thots with multiple streams of social media income may be completely immune to the 'Thot Begone!' spell, even with a male with a CHA(D) score of 18 or higher.

If Thot initiates the social interaction with a snide snarky remark then a penalty is applied and the male caster who passes their intimidation check, regardless of CHA(D) score, can deliver a devastating verbal riposte by virtue of the moral authority that derives from being subjected to injustice. There is no saving throw.
Office Thot: "Hi. Are you going to the Christmas party?"
Low Status Male: "No, I actually have some family business to take care of."
Office Thot: "Well that's not much of an excuse." <+2 bonus to ego>
Low Status Male: <intimidation check passed> "It's not an excuse, it's a reason. And attendance is voluntary." (aka Begone Thot!)
Office Thot: <stunned & bewildered silence at unexpected Chad-like response. Stands still like a statue and body does an odd jerking motion like a goldfish was swallowed>
by ChickenCalamariRings July 16, 2024
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begode

Noun: Fashion-forward, form-fitting shorts for women, characterized by a daringly short inseam (typically 3/4 inches) and crafted from a stretchy, thin material, designed to showcase and celebrate the natural contours of the body aka cameltoe with confidence and style.

Verb: To proudly wear or exhibit form-fitting shorts, akin to bagode, in a manner that exudes self-assuredness and a flair for personal style.
She confidently strolled along the beach with her begode, embracing the sun-kissed shoreline with both grace and a bold fashion statement.

She has an amazing begode. The casual display of ones cameltoe while selling a product. Typically on display as a background to the product being sold.

She decided to bagode at the lake, confidently showcasing her curves and leaving a lasting impression on everyone around.

I would throw a wrench at that begode!

I would use a 10 pound Irish hammer to pound that begode flat.
by 2dimes December 10, 2023
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begode

Noun: Fashion-forward, form-fitting shorts for women, with a daringly short inseam (typically 3/4inches) and crafted from a stretchy, thin material, designed to showcase and celebrate the natural contours of the body with confidence and style.

Verb: To proudly wear or exhibit form-fitting shorts, akin to begode, in a manner that exudes self-assuredness and a flair for personal style.
She confidently strolled along the beach sowing her begode, embracing the sun-kissed shoreline with both grace and a bold fashion statement.

She has an amazing begode. The casual display of ones cameltoe while selling a product. Typically on display as a background to the product being sold.

She decided to begode at the lake, confidently showcasing her curves and leaving a lasting impression on everyone around.
by 2dimes December 11, 2023
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begoongul

To make someone feel shy yet happy embarrassment.

(Different ways to use them: begoongulled, begoongulling, begoongullment, begoongullation)
"Aw I cant believe you would give me a compliment like that! I'm so begoongulled!"
by itslumi January 2, 2024
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begoña

el borrego hizo muchas begoñas
by mar.ram8 January 2, 2024
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Begotiation

The conversation you have trying to get the most you can when begging for something from someone (i.e. begging for money from your parents)
I managed to cover my car payment after my begotiation with my mom.
by Gozier March 1, 2026
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Begonece

A person who attempts to sing single ladies or any destiny child song however is off key and out of scope or pocket.
Darla stop singing single ladies you are not beyonce. More like begonece
by Handsomeboobookitty May 18, 2025
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