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GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.
My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.
by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018
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Quick dub before bed

Getting a win on Fortnite after 6:00 pm
Ay yo Jayden, let's get a quick dub before bed.
by NightBijon June 14, 2018
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fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.
"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"
by Threevolve October 31, 2008
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Dribble before you shoot

Danielle: Dood! You gotta wear a condom! I know you're the "Pullout King", but guys dribble before you shoot!

Me: Fuck.
by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010
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the nightmare before christmas

A kickass stop-animation movie, concieved by Tim Burton. He wrote a poem that the movie was based on, but wasnt too closely involved with it otherwise.

Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.

Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
I love Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Mother says "It's a sick movie."
by lyss December 28, 2003
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Chicks Before Dicks

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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