Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
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Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.
For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!
*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
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Get the beating the bunny mug.Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.
Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!
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