dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.

"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"

by Shawn July 29, 2005

Benitto

A person who is suave or debonair beyond comparison to others.

A gentleman who is known to please and charm women with his witty conversations and devilishly handsome good looks.

"Every time he walks into the room, I quiver. He is so benitto!"

"This guy makes Don Juan Demarco look like a child compared to a benitto like him!"

by B.S. Moore January 23, 2009

beanisty

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

by J. Star January 9, 2006

Beantown

Horribly outdated nickname for Boston, Massachusetts that no self-respecting Bostonian or New Englander uses. Typically used only by tourists, sportswriters, or television reporters that are new to the area. Name stems from the New England food staple of beans slow-baked in molasses.

Every college kid calls this place Beantown until someone decks them for it.

by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003

beanie

One particular girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is very inteligent. Her smile lights up any room dimmed by the dull weathers of england. If you saw her for the very first time you would Never be able to look away. When you look into her eyes your heart smiles with joy. If you were ever lucky enough to know a Beanie you would be crazy and mentally ill not to find her the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...

BeautifulHatWarmBeanie

by Xenon1223 April 11, 2010

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011