Beariod

The point in the beard growth cycle where a man becomes extremely whiney and hard to please, mainly due to unwanted hair and general facial itch.

"Dude, John's being so whiney today."
-"Oh I know, a week into No Shave November and he's already on his beariod."

by Loreli Benz November 6, 2011

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

befraajfaubpspopvt

Abbreviation of barely even friends, rather acquaintances, and just for an unknown but presumably short period of precious, valuable time. Used for most of one's high school friends.

Joe: "So Henry, I've known you for a long time now, and you helped me get through a lot of hard times, and for that, I want to thank you."
Henry: "Sorry, Joe, but I only think you of as a befraajfaubpspopvt."
Joe: "What?"

by exij June 16, 2017

Beerious

The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.

The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.

by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."

by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018