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The point in the beard growth cycle where a man becomes extremely whiney and hard to please, mainly due to unwanted hair and general facial itch.

"Dude, John's being so whiney today."
-"Oh I know, a week into No Shave November and he's already on his beariod."

Beariod by Loreli Benz November 6, 2011

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beariod

A "beariod" refers to time periods of a beards life time. over the course of beards life it may be several types of beards, such as: goatee, chinstrap, full on scruffy beard or lamb chops.

Once Dave P was old enough to grow a beard, he took that beard though many different beariods.

beariod by The Tzar of Booty May 29, 2009

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bearmode

Muscular for the purpose of strength, strongman competitors and Olympic heavy lifters.

Yeah, that guy looks pretty buff, but THAT guy is full on BEARMODE.

bearmode by Doug Demaro January 29, 2010

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Beeriod

Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

Christ, I have got some serious beeriod pains right now.

I neet to go and have my beeriod...

Beeriod by goosewing April 24, 2006

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Bearmode

someone who is extremely powerful, there shape body wise is massive, huge muscle fat. you must have seen this form on Worlds strongest men, Bearmode is not super cut or skinny.

Bearmode is around 6-6'9 feet tall, wide, huge arms and legs almost looks like a real juggernaut or hulk.

Bearmode by Boomedwithpower January 19, 2010

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Beriodt

Beriodt is how you say periodt but with a heavy Egyptian English accent.

Yes BERIODT!!

Beriodt by KusUmukk January 2, 2021

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Beriod

What a transmasc might call their period.

I’m started my beriod today.

Beriod by kakehauer1990 August 8, 2023

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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